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Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there behind the tree
He’s down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it’s his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He’s chewin’ bark and not the leaves
He’s cryin’ like a baby, would you help him?
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s down and he ain’t gettin’ up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung’s fucked up

Pony, pony, pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it’s his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He’s over there lookin’ at me
He can’t talk because he’s a pony
I think it’s his lung

[repeat first verse]

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